attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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thatfunnyblog:

When someone calls me attractive 

Funny Stuff you like?

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togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

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pinsir:

thegleefulhouseelf:

kaliforniaa-dreamerr:

theamazingrigby:

sodamnrelatable:

do you ever just look at your homework like this

I look at people like this

I look at everything like this

I look like this

I am this

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the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

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alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

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mukuroikusaba:

seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

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